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We are a little strapped for money since I lost my job at the spork factory, and I think she's having them make tampons for her "needs" since they're a little pricey. How do I confront her about this? I'm sure she'll get in trouble and we can't afford her losing her job too.
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I'm fairly certain she is using the supplies to assist in the using of illegal drugs. The pipe cleaners are probably being used for cleaning the students glass "bowls". A bowl is what a marijuana smoker uses to inhale his/her sticky icky. Your wife is just being generous. Using a dirty bowl can build up carcinogens and can cause the user to cough and ingest nasty chemicals. She wants their high to be pure as can be.
The cotton balls are to put over their veins after they shoot up the heroine. Im surprised she didn't opt for the spongebob squarepants band-aids. Then they wouldnt have to worry about holding the cotton ball in place. But then again if youre strapped for cash, the cotton balls are much more econimical and she probably just used the schools scotch tape to hold the balls in place.
I'm fairly certain she is using the supplies to assist in the using of illegal drugs. The pipe cleaners are probably being used for cleaning the students glass "bowls". A bowl is what a marijuana smoker uses to inhale his/her sticky icky. Your wife is just being generous. Using a dirty bowl can build up carcinogens and can cause the user to cough and ingest nasty chemicals. She wants their high to be pure as can be.
The cotton balls are to put over their veins after they shoot up the heroine. Im surprised she didn't opt for the spongebob squarepants band-aids. Then they wouldnt have to worry about holding the cotton ball in place. But then again if youre strapped for cash, the cotton balls are much more econimical and she probably just used the schools scotch tape to hold the balls in place.
Would you buy Hannah Montana or Spongebob tampons?
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the spongebob ones would be super absorbent and yellow and wet and squishy. the Hannah ones would turn the color of your mood after you bleed on her face and would make you turn into an extra bitchy popstar whore.
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SB!, Hannah Montana makes a better douche though.
SB!, Hannah Montana makes a better douche though.
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