Where can I buy sea sponge tampons in Chicago? Don't say Whole Foods.?

Killer B

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Spongebob Squarepants.

If spongebob is an absorbent sponge that live in bikini bottom....?

Heliopath

Dose that make him a tampon?

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S'not loving ur ANALOGY,but I do have a GREAT idea about tampa's and absorbing GREASE_n ur mouth flinging thoughtz?

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Is Spongebob supposed to be a tampon?

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Qutbiyyun

He lives in Bikini Bottom and is super absorbent.

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No he's a sponge!
Lol that was really funny.

@EdenSpice where did you hear that?
I'm pretty sure he's not dead.

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articles/2988/20120910/tom-kenny-dead-voice-spongebob-squarepants-becomes-victim-of-a-twitter-death-hoax-tom-kenny-died-nickelodeon-adventure-time-childhood-rumor.htm

How long is your shopping list?

Q. I don't have one...

I've always wanted to take a super long roll of paper and scribble on it, then roll it up and take it to the grocery store, unroll it, and drag around this super long fake shopping list to see peoples reactions. haha

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toilet paper
whipies
tissues
soda
v-8
tooth picks
tooth paste
salt
apple dip
beer
wine coolers
chocate dip
peanuts
pretzle

sugar
seasonings
cake mix
frosting
jello
candy bars
gum
tampons
life
franken berry
lucky charms
cocoa pebbles
fruity pebbles
corn flakes
frosted flakes
wheaties
cheerios
booberry
count chocola
sunny d
eggs
bread
bagel
pizza rolls
hot pockets
breyers icecream
bottle water
corn
peas
deli meats turkey
swiss chesse
american chesse
salami
ham
red baron pizza
italian bread
pop tarts
pop corn
coffe
green tea
lipton ice tea
tea bags
hershey syrup
waffles
syrup
spagetti sauce
mac and chesse
yogurt
slim fast
apples
apple sauce
oranges
hunts pudding
chips ahoy
oreos
krackers
fruit snacks
condoms
pregnacy test
steaks
chicken
tylenol
hot dogs
sausages
chicken nuggets
frozen burgers
meatballs
klondike bars
ice cream toppings
magic shells
cherries
nuts
whip cream
pineapple
pie crust
pie filling
chips
chip dip
tide
dryer sheets
dish detergent
dog food
cat food
baby food
baby formula
diapers
cat liter
dog shampoo
flea collars
vo5 shampoo
revelon hair color
secret underarm deo.
butter
potatos
mayo
dial body wash
razors
summers eve products
visine
vitamins
greeting cards
mop
broom
lysol
bleach
air freshner
plug ins
hungry man
chef boyardee
milk
cottage chesse
peaches
fruit salad
velvetta chesse
salsa
olive oil
corn oil
shrimp
lobster
fish
people magazine
us weekly
national enquirier
tv guide
lighter
newport
batteries
dora
spongebob
chap stick
hair spary
gel
lettuce
tomato
onion
bacon
chesse whiz
ritz
potato salad
cole slaw
rib tips
amp energy drink
cow tales
toosie
tic tacs
starbucks cold coffe
grated chesse
garlic bread
angel hair pasta
rice
beans
tomato paste
hamburger helper
tuna helper
tuna fish
shake and bake
pork chops
burger meat
mince garlic
gum
bananas
breath strips
celery
brocoli
carrots

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What do you think my wife is having her 3rd grade class students make with cotton balls and pipe cleaners?

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Pocket Cha

We are a little strapped for money since I lost my job at the spork factory, and I think she's having them make tampons for her "needs" since they're a little pricey. How do I confront her about this? I'm sure she'll get in trouble and we can't afford her losing her job too.

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I'm fairly certain she is using the supplies to assist in the using of illegal drugs. The pipe cleaners are probably being used for cleaning the students glass "bowls". A bowl is what a marijuana smoker uses to inhale his/her sticky icky. Your wife is just being generous. Using a dirty bowl can build up carcinogens and can cause the user to cough and ingest nasty chemicals. She wants their high to be pure as can be.

The cotton balls are to put over their veins after they shoot up the heroine. Im surprised she didn't opt for the spongebob squarepants band-aids. Then they wouldnt have to worry about holding the cotton ball in place. But then again if youre strapped for cash, the cotton balls are much more econimical and she probably just used the schools scotch tape to hold the balls in place.

Would you buy Hannah Montana or Spongebob tampons?

WTF

the spongebob ones would be super absorbent and yellow and wet and squishy. the Hannah ones would turn the color of your mood after you bleed on her face and would make you turn into an extra bitchy popstar whore.

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SB!, Hannah Montana makes a better douche though.

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