Sunday, 16 March 2014

What have we learned from Spongebob?




JJ the





Answer
giant spongebob fan so.....:
-sponges don't have bones
-sponges live in pineapples
-starfish are dumb
-24 is funnier than 25
-you can drink water underwater
-underwater, snails are cats and worms are dogs
-a man can be a mermaid
-underwater, if you draw something, it comes to life
-santa is real
-krabs are so cheap, they can't afford to pay attention
-we learned how many squirrels it takes to fill in a lightbulb
-stupidity isn't a virus but it spreads like one
-there is a boyband called "boys who cry"
-krabs can give birth to whales
-in the future, everything is made of chrome
-spongebob apparantly invented jellyfishing
-no one like fruit cake
-jellyfish produce light
-jellyfish like music
-snails are smarter than sponges
-plankton like rootbeer
-mayonnaise isn't an instrument
-so isn't horseradish
-bald is a hairdo
-your brain has a plug and patrick's is just unplugged
-F is for fire, U is for uranium-bombs, and N is for no survivors
-ripping your pants is more embarssing than sand in your buns or a sunburn
-moss points to civilization
-its not a boulder, its a rock
-underwater, clouds are flowers

My grandson ate 24 spongebob gummy vitamins what should we do?




Stump





Answer
Keep an eye out for a third arm growing out of him. Children's vitamins are rich in Niacin, the same mineral used in rocket fuel. 24 kid's vitamins has enough Niacin to power a space shuttle as far up as our stratosphere.




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