SpongeBob Question and Answer: 2014-05-18

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Poll: What's your favoritee... ?

It Must

Just a little poll.. :3
What's your favorite..?

Color: Green, Yellow, and Black

Band: Of Machines

Song: Things Too Visible To See

Animal: Dinosaur? xD

music Genre: Post-Hardcore

Movie Genre: Comedy, Adventure

Movie: Where The Wild Things Are

Book: ...

Food: Salad

Dessert: Banana Split! Yum :P

Tv Show: Spongebob Squarepants.. and Deal or No Deal

Sport: ...

Video Game: Guitar Hero World Tour

Board/Card Game: Candyland/Apples To Apples

Time of the Day: Dawn/Sunrise

Season: Autumn

:D

Answer
colour: yellow
band: La Dispute
Song: remember (burden of a day)
animal: liger
music genre: post hardcore
movie genre: comedy
movie: ?
book: the hunger games
food: pizza
dessert: ice cream
tv show: The Inbetweeners
sport: ?
video game: mario cart
board game: monopoly
time of day: evening
season: summer

I need your opinion on part of my book PLEASE! (Very long question btw)?

Jessica

Ok this is a book i am writing but idk if it is good or not. it dosent have a title yet. Thank you sooo much.

PREFACE
I was running through a black forest, running as fast as I could. But the thing that I was running from was gaining fast, it would not be long before it caught me. In one last feeble attempt to save myself I ducked behind a bush and listened to the thing approaching praying that it would pass.
A couple yards away it came to an abrupt stop. My heart plummeted into my stomach and raced a thousand beats per minute. The thing seemed confused and walked away. I waited about a minute just to be sure it was gone. Once I was sure I slowly stood up and turned around. Staring me in the face was my worst fear.

I jerked out of my dream upright in a cold sweat and took a couple deep breaths to calm myself. I stepped out of bed and opened my door and muffled a piercing shriek as my dream stepped into reality...

CHAPTER 1

"Will you shut up already and go to sleep!?!" I yelled to nobody in particular.
"No we are going to stay up all night. Right girls!?" One of my little sisters said in her high pitched "cute little girl" voice.
I am sure that none of this makes sense to you right now. If it did I would be seriously freaked out. So since you have no idea what is going on let me fill you in. I am 14, I live in Bloomfield, New Mexico and my name is Hayley. Just Hayley. I have no last name. Well technically I do but the guy my mom got re married to is a total narcissistic, two faced cow so I try to have little association with him.
I have 2 little sisters they are 10 year old twin devils. Their names are Cecelia and Kylee. There sole purpose in life is to drive me insane. They are really good at it. Take tonight for example.
They convince our mom to let them have a sleepover. Our mom told them they could have 5 girls over. But every girl brought girls with her.
There are 23 girls over now. And mom went out with some friends. And her husband (I don't even say his name) was supposed to watch the girls. But he made me do it so he could go out with his friends.
Now it is 1:52 am and the girls are watching re runs of SpongeBob Squarepants with the TV turned up so loud 3 neighbors have already called to complain. The house reeks of acetone and popcorn, and they somehow busted the hinge off my door so it won't close.
And did I mention that I have finals tomorrow? Well I do.
Somewhere around 2:30 it got to be too much. I was sick of my mom and her husband dumping stuff on me and I was sick of my bratty sisters and their idiotic powder puff friends.
I had been planning doing this for a while and now seemed the perfect time. I reached under my bed and grabbed 3 things. The first was a laptop (nobody knew I had this but me. I snuck out and bought it about a month ago). I logged on and opened it up to Travelocity.com. I bought 3 flights to the LAX airport and sent them to the printer at my best friendâs house. She would understand.
The second thing I grabbed was a purple box about half the size of a piece of regular paper. In the box was about 10,000 dollars in cash. See my grandparents used to live in Montana on about 3 acres of farmland until one day the struck oil and became instantly rich. So every year for my birthday they send 1,000 dollars in the mail. I tell my mom they only send me 100. But you can imagine after 14 years of birthdays I had come across some serious money. The only thing I ever bought with the money is the laptop the occasional Vitamin Water and 3 plane tickets to Los Angeles.
The third thing I pulled out from under my bed was a green suitcase with a yellow duffel bag inside it. I started shoving clothes into it and other things I may need to spend a week in Los Angeles.
I pulled my cell phone out from under the bottom of my school bag and hit speed dial. Alice picked up on the 3rd ring.
"What do you want? It is like 3 am." she said. I could tell she was still half asleep.
"You are going to come to LA with me for a week." I heard a muffled thud and I knew she had sat upright to fast in her bunk bed and hit her head on the ceiling again.
"Ouch" she muttered to herself.
"So? Will you go?"
"Hales I don't know. What about my parents? Your parents, this is really sudden?" she asked skeptically,
"I am sneaking out and all you have to do is tell your mom you had a vision that you need to visit your great aunt on your dads side once removed who lives in Oregon and you will be home free." See Alice's mom is kind of a hippie/fortune teller and Alice can get almost anything she wants by saying some oracle or spirit told her it was what she should do.
Ironically her mom thinks LA is the portal to the underworld so she took a vow to never let her or her children step foot in California. Other than that she can get virtually anything. She is so lucky.
"I don't know. What about money?"
"Little purple box..."
"Oh right. Ok

Answer
Preface: The first thing that I noticed with your preface was that you continually say "thing". It's not the repetitiveness that bothers me. Usually, you're going to want to stay away from using the word "thing". It leads readers to believe that you don't know what you're describing. This doesn't mean that your character has to describe it in full, either. It can remain mysterious. So maybe describe it as a moving shadow, or the darkly clothed figure, or a shifting form. I really like the end of of your preface though. The dream stepping into reality. That was a good line.

Chapter: First off, avoid doing the ?!?!?!!?! thing. It looks unprofessional. Stick with the traditional question mark. The "yelled" description will give the readers the same effect as the exclamation point. And o

Why didn't anyone tell me the zombie apocalypse started?!!?

Beardog

I just killed three of them on my way home from the grocery store, and a guy in a Spongebob suit with a clown wig on. I would have picked up some canned food if I knew!!

Answer
How woulld I know? I am around them most days of the year. Why is it that when you are hospitalized you look dead,before we have our way with you,even though you are sleeping better and eating better then you have for years? I suppose you want to become a zombie just so you can bite a Nurse(sure,take out all your problems on us right?)You can always blame it on the medication

How is that game called?

Teddy

I forgot the name of this game that i really want to try it out. Its relatively old. Its about a team of 4 or 5 i dont remember. And they are sent in an abandomned town or whatsoever and they face zombies and other strange creatures. Its a horror game. And when you play you can immidietly switch between the characters. Like I said, its a horror game with i think jumpscared, dark and creepy environment, night i guess. Well please tell me the name if you know anything about it :)
The game is old. And a team of 4 or 5. In an abandomned town in the desert i think. And you can switch through characters at the same time while playing
And not Resident evil, nor L4d, nor fear. None of these popular games.
theyre not really zombies they're like mad creatures walking around surprisingly thrying to attack when you least expect them to
and all that madness is comming from some dark magic shit

Answer
spongebob

Did you know that Gary from Spongebob could rap?

Q. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnM4jd-P1Y

Answer
yeah

New Rap/Hip Hop song talking about Spongebob?

Starfish19

It is not the soulja boy or Crank that song. Any suggestions.

Answer
idk, its probably whack

OMG! Spongebob?!?

Sarah

Holy crap, did you know that Spongebob's eyes are blue?!

Jeez, I never noticed that, did you?

Wow, I feel kinda idiotic, man. Like seriously.

Oh, and on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like Spongebob Squarepants??

Here's my answer:
1,000,000,000,000.9

what is your favorite episode or episodes?
mine are:
Missing Identity, The Graveyard Shift, Just One Bite & Spongebob B.C.

Answer
I love Spongebob Squarepants at of all of Bikini Bottom! 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

F.U.N Is my favorite!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for U and me
N is for anyone at any time at all down here in the deep blue sea!

POLL: phineas and ferb or Spongebob?

Jesusrocks

Basically the only 2 cartoons on lol. I chose sbob 100 percent myself wbu?

Answer
Spongebob. (:

Friday, 23 May 2014

My grandma is half Spanish, does it mean I have Spanish blood too?

Brown H

If so, how much Spanish blood do I have?

Answer
O.K., Spongebob, on the outside you would be 1/8 Spaniard, but that disregards the fact that all Spaniards are mixed. About 20% of Spaniards have Jewish or Moorish ancestry. Add to that the ancestry from Romans, Phoenicians, Africans, French, Netherlanders, English and that 1/8 would be quite a bit less.

The only way to find your percentages would be to have a DNA test done. I used www.familytreedna.com, which does the testing for the National Geographics Genotype Program, which traces human migration patterns worldwide.

Don't you think she is too old for this?

*Jadee*

There is this girl that I used to be really good friends with, but not so much anymore. Well anyway we were taking a friend compatibility test.. One question was who is your favorite band? and she said the Jonas Brothers, One was What is your favorite show? and she said Spongebob, and what is your favorite brand? she said Limited Too... this girl is 15 years old! Her answers might seem logical for an 11 year old! She is very immature, and not just because of that... Don't you think she is too old for that stuff? Thanks, and have a good night =]

And to prove my point, the suggested category was Toddler and Pre schooler!
Im 15, and I watch Spongebob occasionally, but its definitely not my favorite show! And im not trying to judge her, I just think that she is too old to like stuff like that. She goes around singing the dora theme song all the time! She is very immature for her age. She gets mad over the stupidest things! Idk it just bothers me...
Im seriously not trying to judge her at all! I mean what ever floats ur boat! But I really do think that she is a little old. And this is not why im not friends with her anymore....

Answer
Haha. The suggested category. Wow, yeah. She does sound a bit too old. I mean, I still watch Spongebob, but that's me :) And the Jonas Brothers? ((throws up)) Limited Too. I was shopping there when I was 8-11 years old. Yeah, it does sound like she is a little immature. ^.^ Nighty

Poll: Who is your favorite Spongebob character and why?

Dominique

You may Also make a list of them in order if you have many :b
Not limited to the main characters.

Answer
the hoopla kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yICai9wwRl4

Spongebob Squarepants ringtone?

bree

The one in the episode of how to make a Krabby Patty thingy, with the "HOOPLA" and the "POOP". The one before the ending, it goeslike this, "titatilly tatilly ta..."

Do you know where to get it?
it's not on ZEDGE, ok?
and i need the URL. thanks. :)

Answer
I agree try zedge...

Spongebob's humor?

morgan

I don't want to ask about anything perverted? I wanted to know if you had heard anything on spongebob like dry humor that kids would not even get. For example when Patrick says "the inner mechanisms of my mind is an enigma" things that are funny in a way you almost don't notice? Thanks!

Answer
Probably the most adult thing I've noticed on Spongebob is when the Flying Dutchman is hitting on the chick at the party at Spongebob's house in "Ghost Host". She asks him "Is that a wedding ring?" and he quickly says "Oh, that's nothing!"

As far as dry humor, one that comes to mind is when Sponge is training Gary for the Snail Race. He's dressed up as a coach, complete with coach-like mustache, and he says "Let's move it ladies.. I called you a lady to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we coaches use."

Do you have any pictures of spongebob dressed like an easter bunny?

KennyAMV

I have one but it's a piece of arboard, I want one I can use in my computer, do you have any?

Answer
I have a couple(these are not mine!!!)

http://i3.bebo.com/015a/2/medium/2006/08/20/02/750406271a1765694631b743700927m.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/01W0F1H7B4L.jpg

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14610000/14619969.JPG

Is spongebob squarepants gay?

im trying to figure it out but i don't know

Answer
ha ha ha

man its like asking \

is micheal jordan a basketball player

spongebob is gay

to me , spongebob is the gayest sponge that ive seen in my life,.... literaly

ummm well about your question

yeah hes gay

Are the new Spongebob Jordan Shoes Good For My 7 Year Old Nephew???

Nina V

I need to find him a birthday present and he loves spongebob... where should i get them?

Answer
that would be nice go for it

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Favorie spongebob moments?

Rosa

What are they

Answer
Spongebob gets his cleats stuck in the eye sockets of the Tattle Tale strangler.

Patrick shrieks as Sandy sticks him in a trombone.

Squidward screams as he tries Spongebob's bubble blowing method.

Spongebob howls out the Krusty Krab Pizza song.

Patrick talks to the "brother" police officers with a cone on his head.

The measuring tape guy tries desperately to outrun the anchors during the anchor toss.

Patrick and Spongebob eyeball the treasure map and Mr. Krabs catches them.

The narrator does the funny drumroll sound on the Krusty Krab training video.

Patrick and Spongebob tell swear words to Mr. Krab's mother with all sorts of nautical sounds mixed in.

Patrick makes Man-Ray furious while trying to teach him to be good.

The entire episode of "Shanghied".

The entire episode of "Graveyard Shift".

Plankton directs the crowd's attention to the southwest corner of the arena.... "OTHER WAY!!... Imbeciles."

Spongebob asks Mr. Krabs what he should do with the bo - TTLES OF SODA!!! in the health inspector episode.

Spongebob shrinks people with Mermaid Man's utility belt including one guy who greets him with "What's up Sponge!!!?"

The appetizer becomes a monster and goes on a rampage in Squidward's 5 star restaurant.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!????"

The chief demonstrates Make-out Reef. "Whhooo-hoo-hoo!!"

The sea-bear attacks.

"Billy-billy-bannana-bana-bo-philly"

"The power within... The power within...."

Plankton screams and sprouts a green afro after drinking a kelp shake.

Top 10 Spongebob Squarepants episodes?

hiiiii456

Whats your favorite top 10 episodes of Spongebob Squarepants?
mine is...
1. Krusty Krab Training Video
2. The Camping Episode
3. Suds
4. Missing Identity
5.Patty Hype
6. The Secret Box
7. Idiot Box
8. Wet Painters
9.F.U.N
10.Frankendoodle

Answer
"Krusty Krab Pizza" it's so damn funny I lol everytime I see it :D

How come Spongebob's Pineapple hasn't rotted yet? I would LOVE a completely scientific answer!?

vtguy17

I was just wondering...what real world circumstances would it take to keep spongebobs pineapple from rotting? A long, deeply scientific answer would be much appreciated. Thank you

It doesnt even have to be right...if it sounds sciencey, that works, just make it good!

Good luck, use your degree...or imagination, haha

Answer
Good question. The Spongebob universe provides a never-ending series of contradictions and paradoxes that beggar explanation. For example, I could speculate that the underwater environment retards the oxidation of the pineapple due to the reduced oxygen concentration; however, there is clearly enough oxygen to support a diverse array of life, and even for fires to burn (!!!) so that doesn't seem like the appropriate answer.

Then I considered the possibility that the saltwater had killed any of the bacteria which might have set to work devouring the pineapple and causing it to rot, but if that were the case why hasn't the salt destroyed the pineapple itself? Pineapples don't live in marine environments and I could be wrong, but I suspect that ocean water is hypertonic compared to the flesh of a pineapple. The pineapple should have shriveled as its water was leeched out to balance the concentration of salt inside and outside its cells.

The only solution I can think of is that Spongebob must have coated his house, inside and out, with some kind of water-tight sealant prior to bringing it down to the ocean floor. That would prevent the oxygen from fueling its decomposition, and it would prevent the saltwater from shriveling it up. Now where Spongebob was able to buy a sealant powerful enough to protect his house after years on the ocean floor, I cannot say. But then again, I also cannot say why a sponge needs a house to begin with.

I hope that helps. Good luck!

Nickelodeon Universe Charactors?

Leah S.

I a taking my daughter to Nickelodeon Universe at the Mall of America this weekend and I'm wondering if anybody knows what other characters they will have? Do they even still have characters? I remember when I was a kid and it was camp snoopy, they had charlie brown and snoopy walking around. I swear I've seen pics on FB of kids with the backyardigans....

Answer
they have spongebob, patrick, dora, boots, the backyardagains and so many more characters walking around.

what was the first spongebob episode?

victoriale

also wasnt it in 1992?

Answer
The first Spongebob Squarepants episode is (are): Help Wanted and Reef Blower.

Help Wanted is when he has to try to find a rare spatula. While the Krusty Krab gets invaded with hungry anchovies.

Reef Blower is when Spongeob tries to clean his yard with a reef blower, but makes Squidward's yard messier.

It was first aired on May 1, 1999. But it was official by July 24, 1999.

What is the first spongebob episode ever?

Hannnah

I would like to know what is the first sponge bob episode to ever be made and aired. Thanks for the answers!

Answer
Help Wanted
it's when spongebob tries to apply for a job at the Krusty Krab and all the anchovies come and swarm KK and Spongebob saves the day by getting the spatula and making the Krabby Patties really fast.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Looking for the Spongebob "Cast" T-shirt!

Eliseo G

Someone please help me find it in a USA online store? All the ones i found were UK online.

Answer
http://clothing.search.ebay.com/Nickelodeon-cast_Boys_W0QQsacatZ11452
http://www.grindstore.com/Product-recordCount-1-stockid-32290.html
This one has the u.s and u.k. price.
I don't think that there is an u.s. online store that has the shirt.

Can you name the cast of spongebob and their characters?

Ethan

Answer
spongebob squarepants
sandy cheeks
patrick star
squidward tentacles
mr. krabs
mrs. puff
spongebobs parents
squidwards mom
mr. puff ( seen inonly one episode, krusty love) as a dried up blowfish
patricks parents
patricks fake parents janet and marty
pearl
gary
pearls friends
other fish/police
old people fish
mermaid man barnacle boy
neptune
squilliam
Billy in one episode
mabel in one episode
dirty bubble
man ray
mr. udon in karate island
larry lobster
the one dude that is always surfing
old man jenkins
Plankton
karen
etc...etc...

Too old for Spongebob?!?

Tupu

I am 13, turning 14 in a few days. I love Spongebob!! It's too funny!! I have a few plush toys of Spongebob and a lot of stationery plus seasons 1 to 7 on DVD. I wanted to get a double bed cover of Spongebob but my mum said, I'm "too old for Spongebob now". You are never too old for it right? They make men's clothes for gods sake of Spongebob, so I wouldn't think so. Older kids at my school have Spongebob stuff like books and all. On out of school uniform days at schools people wear Spongebob clothes, so I didn't think you were ever too old for it?! My cousins friends mom has a shrine of Spongebob stuff, she's over 40. So am I too old?

Answer
You're NEVER too old for SpongeBob. SpongeBob is a show for all ages. Don't be embarrassed or sad by what other people think or your age.
I still love SpongeBob!

Hope this helped!

Favorite Spongebob quotes?

Q. Mine (1 being my favorite):

1. "The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."~Patrick Star

2. "Chocolate? Did you just say 'Chocolate'? CHOCOLATE!"~Random insane guy.

3. "The Hashslingingslasher." "Hash singing, dinging, ringing..."
~Squidward and Spongebob.
@Kendra LOL, I love that one. That episode actually is my favorite.

Answer
(Speaking Part)
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Spongebob:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Spongebob:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Plankton:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Spongebob:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Plankton:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Spongebob:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob:
Okay!

Spongebob & Plankton:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

(Laughing part)

Sea Creatures:
Down in the deep blue sea.

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

"Spongebob is inloved with you" in Japanese(nihonggo)?

I need it for my homework...

thanks
wow..thank you so much..

last question.. how bout "SpongeBob is having a shower"

Answer
ã¹ãã³ã¸ã»ããã¯ããªãã¨é¢ä¿ãããã¾ãã
suponji bobu wa anata to kankei ga arimasu.

This means "Spongebob has something with you". If you want to say "Spongebob is dating with you", then it's:

ã¹ãã³ã¸ã»ããã¯ããªãã¨ä»ãåã£ã¦ãã¾ãã
suponji bobu wa anata to tsukiatteimasu.

How come people say Japanese anime?

Bobby A

I hate when people say Japanese anime, it sounds stupid. If anime is supposed to be Japanese animation, why say the word Japanese before you say anime? Technically you're saying "I like Japanese Japanese animation" It's like saying you're going to attend a Jewish bar mitzvah. You don't have to say it's Jewish because it's something that only Jewish people do.

Answer
You do know anime comes from the french word l'animÃ© or the shortened of the japanese ã¢ãã¡ã¼ã·ã§ã³ (animeshon), right? And that in Japan when they say "anime" they are refering to any type of animation at all. So Bambi is anime, Spongebob is anime, everything animated is anime, whether Japanese, European, anything. So don't get your panties in a bunch just because someone said "Japanese Animation," You're probably going to have a comeback that is similar to "yeah but the person who said it has no idea that anime can be so broadly used within the japanese language blah blah blah" something along that terms. The truth is that anime can refer to tons of things, depending on who the person is thats talking, who they are talking too, and about what, you know? Just another word kids off the internet picked up so they can speak weeabo.-> "Omg don't be baka, that anime chibi is so kawaii!" Also in America (as well a lot in France) there are more and more Japanese animation influences coming into our media, and yes I realize they are not the anime/manga you and I know, but the media such as FUNamation still license it and sell it as manga instead of graphic novels.

In the end, how much does it really matter?

are the charactors of spongebob really based on the 7 deadly sins?

awesomeduu

sos one of my friends at lunch today told me that the main charactors of spongebob are based on the 7 deadly sins
i guess most of them do fit i just don't get hpow spongebob could possibly be lust?
anyways i just wanna know if its true thnx :P

Answer
Yeeaahh, its supposed to discourage kids from sinning.

7 deadly sins and Spongebob Squarepants?

Snuggly Du

Ok, so I was watching Spongebob the other day with my cousin (he's 8), and a strange thought struck me. I felt like after rewatching the show for the first time in years, I began to think that there might be a connection between each character and the 7 deadly sins.

Squidward = Wrath
Gary = Gluttony
Mr. Krabs = Greed
Plankton = Envy
Pearl = Lust
Patrick = Sloth
Larry the lobster = Pride

and Spnogebob is just a neutral character that "adventures" and interact with each "sin" to show the viewers (children) how ridiculous each sin is by exaggerating and satirizing it.

Am I overanalyzing the cartoon?
Gary is gluttony because he eats all the time? He eats the green things, and also snail food. I don't know.

Answer
Don't know if that was the writer's intention, but it sounds good. A lot of the characters do seem to be built around a specific trait, and Spongebob is just the good-natured one that tries to keep it moving & live the best way he can.

Spongebob Squarepants?

Ruth V

Is this a good cartoon for kids?
I have a 5 year old who loves it!

Answer
Spongebob is VERY good for kids. My 6 year old brother watches it 24/7. (We have it recorded on our T.V) As a matter of fact, he's watching it right now!

For the SpongeBob Squarepants fans only!?

Not On Dis

In honor of Best Day Ever, a 24 hour marathon that airs Nov 9- what's your favorite episode? Vote for your faves at nick.com/bestdayever
I have so many but if I had to pick one off the top of my head,it would be the campfire song and squidville.

Answer
Ohh spongebob is great, but to chose my favorite i think i would have to go with the one where spongebob and patrick have an imaginary box and squidward keeps interupting them to see whats inside... onther one I really like is the one where spongebob and patrick play on the hooks and at the end of the episode he is stripped naked from the hook. But thanks for the heads up on the 24 hour marathon of spongebob, i cant wait!

Am I the only one who hears this? Spongebob?

Ashely Cor

In the one where he gets the stinky breath from the sunday, when he says hi to all the instrument players I can clearly hear him say penis.

Also is there some dirty joke behind this? He says "I know where I can find some peanuts!" and he looks inside the bathroom. It looks like a perfect moment for a dirty joke.

And when he is talking to Pearl (the one where she changes the krusty krab) the conversation goes like this...

Spongebob: I like suprises

Pearl: Well get ready for a suprise..... close your eyes

Spongebob: ok im ready

Answer
I heard him say it too.
Yes theirs a dirty joke behind that.

has spongebob jumped the shark?

United JB

the sponge is the longest running show after the rugrats from nickelodeon and is the only decent nicktoon still airing. however has anyone else noticed the show's lack of quality in recent episodes. there arent any that are really that funny anymore, but the show is still worth watching. its just that it seems like the show is more like a kid friendly version of family guy with a retard as the main character and tasteless humor. i mean come on "I like Squidward"? they can come up with better lines then that.

Answer
hah. i totally agree.

Especially when talking about Spongebob.
When you think about it, Spongebob really is a "kid friendly" version of Family Guy.
Not a lot of people notice, but there are hidden jokes, even objects in the show that are dirty, or inappropriate for young viewers.

The episode that you are referring to, where spongebob says "i like squidward" makes it seem like spongebob is gay.

Youre right, there really arent any good shows on anymore. welll...not as good as they used to be.

Monday, 19 May 2014

What classic movie features a guy talking to a man with a face where his butt should be?

Q. I searched "anus mouth" on Google images while trying to find a funny picture to text to a friend and I found a hilarious picture that was featured on 4chan. It's a picture of the back of a man's head and he's talking to a man whose bent over with what appears to be a hiked up skirt on. Instead of there being a butt inside of the skirt, there's a man's face where the buttocks should be. I searched around on the internet for more leads and the only thing I found was a different angle of the picture on someone's Tumblr blog. The picture had two tags that said "classic movie" and "cult movie". I'd love to watch this ridiculous looking movie. Any help would be much appreciated.

Answer
Spongebob.

Is My Little Pony Friendship is Magic good?

Q. And why?

Answer
Uhh, Duh. The show has been hailed as a masterpiece by Cartoon and My Little Pony fans ever since June-July of last year. It's been universally praised for it's amazing animation, clever storylines, in-depth characters, cute, yet funny gags and even their testaments to the brony community. Yes, bronies understand this show is a girl's cartoon and bronies understand that the show isn't perfect but here is where this comes in handy as only, and I mean only, Bronies understand this show kicks high concentration levels of *ss, hell even for a little girl's show. Think of it this way. 4chan took on the Goverment and won. My Little Pony split 4chan in f*cking half. This show is way past good at this point, this show is groundbreaking and I know from a neutral perspective, this might come off as hard to believe, I mean... A show for little girl's with the name "My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic" is being dubbed amazing but what do you expect to get when you have amazing levels of talent working on this show like Tara Strong and Lauren Faust? This show just flat-out embarrasses every other Cartoon currently on the air and exposes them as exactly what they are. Pure and utter sh*t. Have you seen Almost Naked Animals? How about Problem Solverz? TUFF Puppy? The new and despicable incarnation of Spongebob Squarepants? I can honestly say that this cartoon is the best Cartoon of the past decade. By no means is it the best cartoon ever made, but technically speaking, this show is pretty damn close to it.

Need funny/cute gifs?

Evlwolf

So my fiance's birthday is tomorrow, and as a little joke, I'd like to give him 22 birthday "gifs."

If you have links to any funny and/or adorable gifs, I'd love it if you could share them here. I'll give the best answer to the best gifs. I'd prefer links to individual gifs rather than to gif galleries, because I want your recommendations!

Thanks to all who contribute!

Answer
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/14-best-spongebob-gifs
Sorry to have a gallery like this.

I particularly like "handsome squidward." Sometimes I will watch this gif for hours on end and contemplate the meaning of life.

Looking for videos to make into gifs, and also, how many frames should I have roughly in each gif?

The Person

Hi!
I was looking for some videos/movies/trailers to make into a gif. I need something that looks like it never stops. Any is fine though. Just make sure it's PG-13 :)

Also, how many frames should I have in each gif? Roughly I mean.

Answer
GIFs can have any number of frames, based on the length of the GIF loop and the interval. Some fairly good GIFs from Spongebob episodes have been made.
I'll give an example for the first answer:
If you want a 10 second GIF, and you have 10 frames per second (100ms interval), you want 100 frames to fill in the time.
Second answer Spongebob GIFs can be found here: http://spongegifs.tumblr.com/

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