Answer -Repeatedly humming the Jeopardy theme song
-Pretend to pass gas and say "Nice! That's the best sh** I've taken all week!"
-Ask the same question..over..and over...and over...and over (goes on for an hour)
-Say to someone, "Hey! Hey Bill! I haven't seen you since that time you peed yourself in Mrs. Lanes class!! So how was bedwetters camp?!"
-When the
music comes on for the elevator (if it has it) comes on, scream "THE VOICES!!! THEIR TALKING AGAIN!!!!!! and scream in peoples ears
-Pretend to have a heart attack
-Pretend to have a seizure
-Tell everyone about that nice snake you have in your purse
-Then tell them about your gun..also in your purse
-Tell them about your plans for taking over the world
-Play the Nyan cat song
-And then sing along
-Now get EVERYBODY to join you
-Act like a bimbo
-Act like a monkey
-Keep telling people random made up war stories
-Stalk them after they leave the elevator
-Introduce them to Mr. Pencil Bear
-Decorate their faces with a Sharpy (You'd better run after the elevator opens)
-Quote Shakespeare
-Act like a character from your favorite show. Anime is more effective. (For instance this is me acting like Feliciano from Hetalia. Veeeehhhhhh PASTTTTAAAA!!!)
-Tell everyone in there you're getting married
-Then 5 seconds later pretend to get a text and then go completely insane because your so called "text" was one to cancel the wedding
-Ask them where babies come from
-Ask them the definition of sex
-Talk in an annoying fake British accent
-While pretending to be Harry Potter
-Talk non stop really REALLY fast
-With a like, very fabu valley accent, but dont say anything, like totally gordy okay? This, like accent is going to be like totally fake and sh**
-Sing Candy Shop or Lollipop
-Tell everyone you made poo poo (po po, now add an o. I'm not sure if this will be a blocked word or not)
-Act like Fred Fred Burger from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
-Argue with anyone and anything
-Sing "I'm Sexy and I Know It"
-Do the wiggle
-Ask someone their name and then say "Oh. My. God. (Name). Look at her butt!!
-Tell them about your night at fight club
-And then your cat Mittens
-Ask them if they see the flying mint bunny too
-Pretend to be having a very sexual talk with someone else on the phone
-Dance like a crazy person
-Say "I bet my buttons my a** can talk to strangers! Hey buddy! Come talk to my a**!"
-Act like your high
-Ask them what button to push to get to Narnia
-Ask if they will become one with you
-Pretend that you're a police officer that came to arrest them
-Pretend your from the future
-Say "I know what you did last night"
-Pull out something that suspiciously looks like a tazer
-Ask them, "Girl or boy?"
-Ask when the baby is due
-Tell them they look like that person you saw from dirty magazines
-Say they look just like that thing you ran over yesterday
-Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc
-Chew some gum, take it out your mouth, and then put it on the wall an inch away from their head then laugh if they get grossed out
-Say: "You my sir, is an a** hole"
-Say to them, "When I was your age, we had to use bottlecaps as buttons on are sir nickety nicks!!"
-Scream
-Scream "THIIIIISSSS ISSSSS SPPPPAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAA
-Ask where they hid the alchohol
-Pretend to be a ghost
-Or a leprechaun
-Or the ghost of a leprechaun
-Get a black notebook, write "DEATH NOTE" on it and then ask if you can write their name in it (more effective if they watch anime but I think thye would still freak out at least a little bit)
-Pretend that they're one of those ex boyfriends who had sex with you then broke up afterwards and slap them. (Even if that never happened to you)
-Tell them your a space man rocket ship and that their heart is the moon
-Sing the FUN song from Spongebob at the top of your lungs
-Say "Theeeyyyy'reee heeerreeeee" when someone else comes in
