Sunday 10 November 2013

What are some good ways to annoy people in elevators?

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FRENCH TOA


You know, like open up you bag and be like "got enough air in there?" or meowing constantly... Haha thx :)


Answer
-Repeatedly humming the Jeopardy theme song
-Pretend to pass gas and say "Nice! That's the best sh** I've taken all week!"
-Ask the same question..over..and over...and over...and over (goes on for an hour)
-Say to someone, "Hey! Hey Bill! I haven't seen you since that time you peed yourself in Mrs. Lanes class!! So how was bedwetters camp?!"
-When the music comes on for the elevator (if it has it) comes on, scream "THE VOICES!!! THEIR TALKING AGAIN!!!!!! and scream in peoples ears
-Pretend to have a heart attack
-Pretend to have a seizure
-Tell everyone about that nice snake you have in your purse
-Then tell them about your gun..also in your purse
-Tell them about your plans for taking over the world
-Play the Nyan cat song
-And then sing along
-Now get EVERYBODY to join you
-Act like a bimbo
-Act like a monkey
-Keep telling people random made up war stories
-Stalk them after they leave the elevator
-Introduce them to Mr. Pencil Bear
-Decorate their faces with a Sharpy (You'd better run after the elevator opens)
-Quote Shakespeare
-Act like a character from your favorite show. Anime is more effective. (For instance this is me acting like Feliciano from Hetalia. Veeeehhhhhh PASTTTTAAAA!!!)
-Tell everyone in there you're getting married
-Then 5 seconds later pretend to get a text and then go completely insane because your so called "text" was one to cancel the wedding
-Ask them where babies come from
-Ask them the definition of sex
-Talk in an annoying fake British accent
-While pretending to be Harry Potter
-Talk non stop really REALLY fast
-With a like, very fabu valley accent, but dont say anything, like totally gordy okay? This, like accent is going to be like totally fake and sh**
-Sing Candy Shop or Lollipop
-Tell everyone you made poo poo (po po, now add an o. I'm not sure if this will be a blocked word or not)
-Act like Fred Fred Burger from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
-Argue with anyone and anything
-Sing "I'm Sexy and I Know It"
-Do the wiggle
-Ask someone their name and then say "Oh. My. God. (Name). Look at her butt!!
-Tell them about your night at fight club
-And then your cat Mittens
-Ask them if they see the flying mint bunny too
-Pretend to be having a very sexual talk with someone else on the phone
-Dance like a crazy person
-Say "I bet my buttons my a** can talk to strangers! Hey buddy! Come talk to my a**!"
-Act like your high
-Ask them what button to push to get to Narnia
-Ask if they will become one with you
-Pretend that you're a police officer that came to arrest them
-Pretend your from the future
-Say "I know what you did last night"
-Pull out something that suspiciously looks like a tazer
-Ask them, "Girl or boy?"
-Ask when the baby is due
-Tell them they look like that person you saw from dirty magazines
-Say they look just like that thing you ran over yesterday
-Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc
-Chew some gum, take it out your mouth, and then put it on the wall an inch away from their head then laugh if they get grossed out
-Say: "You my sir, is an a** hole"
-Say to them, "When I was your age, we had to use bottlecaps as buttons on are sir nickety nicks!!"
-Scream
-Scream "THIIIIISSSS ISSSSS SPPPPAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAA
-Ask where they hid the alchohol
-Pretend to be a ghost
-Or a leprechaun
-Or the ghost of a leprechaun
-Get a black notebook, write "DEATH NOTE" on it and then ask if you can write their name in it (more effective if they watch anime but I think thye would still freak out at least a little bit)
-Pretend that they're one of those ex boyfriends who had sex with you then broke up afterwards and slap them. (Even if that never happened to you)
-Tell them your a space man rocket ship and that their heart is the moon
-Sing the FUN song from Spongebob at the top of your lungs
-Say "Theeeyyyy'reee heeerreeeee" when someone else comes in

What are the things that need to be done in order for spongebob to discuss the secret formula with mr krabs ?




Luis Figue





Answer
1. They do the secret handshake (Stand on one foot. They balance a glass of chocolate milk on their heads and sing the Bikini Bottom National Anthem).
THE BIKINI BOTTOM ANTHEM- Oh, Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you, As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue, Bikini Bottom, we love you!
2. It doesn't say the whole thing, just *6 hours later*.
3. Robot Krabs gets into a cannon which spits him out, through a flame ring, and onto a chair at a table. He opens up the robot's belt buckle and dumps some spaghetti in there. He says 'Yum yum, this spaghetti is good." and burps.
4. They sing the Meatball song. Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
5. He says after a rage that he, before, had to eat 105 black jellybeans through a straw.
6. They obviously had to do more, but this is as far as they got before the real Mr Krabs came in!




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