I Am The W
Can't be anything physical.
I don't wanna hear that you have a nice a$$, cause I'm sure you do, but that's not what I want to read about.
Like for me, I think my laugh is hysterical and I like that I'm genuinely a really nice person.
It's time we all say something nice about ourselves =)
Answer
Two things?
Okay, first one:
I have the ability to appreciate some things that could be overlooked by others. For example, I appreciate your question immensely and your desire to make people say something nice about themselves so they feel good and you feel good making them feel good. Now I feel good before I even say anything good about myself because itâs just good to know that you want me to feel good and the goodness is now all over the place, like a moving snowball or a boomerang. You canât stop it and it grows, and if you throw it, it comes back at you with its own reward.
Second thing:
Nothing original here, I also think Iâm genuinely a really nice person but Iâll go one (big) step further, to make it more original. As a really nice person, I like kids and they like me. My kids are grown so I babysit other peopleâs kids. I donât get paid, I like to play with kids because they really have COOL toys, like Lego pieces (Iâm amazed how the pieces evolved over the years) or making crêpes and getting flour on your face (Iâm a Gemini so that could explain some things). I also like SpongeBob SquarePants. I canât get enough of the little guy.
I donât discipline, I donât do anything except play with them and make sure that theyâre safe. I go into a house with screaming and chaos and advance warming about the âimpossibleâ kids, siblings fighting one anotherâ¦this one not wanting to eat this, that one having a temper tantrum. Then the parents leave and everything gets calm. No fighting, no screaming, no misbehaving. I think they like me to come around so they make sure I want to come back.
Okay, a little fighting and screaming in a fun way, when Iâm the Princess that one is trying to kidnap and the other is trying to protect and who will at the end do a good sword fight to defend herself with an amazing lighted Star Wars sword (retractable too!!), all the while making sure that nobody fall down the stairs.
Then Iâm all sweaty and think of it as the best workout ever, better than a stationary bicycle. Then I get tired, because Iâm old and all the kids settle down, watching TV, playing with Lego pieces, playing a computer game or even reading a book. Then 4 or 5 hours later, the parents come home and ask me how hard it was and Iâm like âwhen can I come back?â
Iâm asked how I do it. Making kids love me and behave. I just tell the parents that Iâm not their mother. Iâm not the one to tell them to brush their teeth, clean their room, and go to bed at this hour. Iâm just here to protect them and have fun with them. I donât even have to wash their clothes and buy groceries for them so they never see me as a maid or a providerâ¦just a Princess to protect or kidnap and who will put a good sword fight if needed.
I remember a little kid once who had âproblemsâ. He was like 7 years old, mean and full of hatred. You cannot believe how mean such a young kid can be, until you see it, like seeing pure evil. He even sexually molested even younger kids (5 years old) so the whole neighborhood was like âthat kid is troubleâ and everybody treated him like a leper. No way would the proper authorities put 7 years old in prison for molestation!
I knew that kid was a victim too. Only victims become perpetrators in order to justify their hopelessness and what happened to them. That kid was mean to me too (I wonât go into details) but being blessed with my special connection to kids, I threw him a rope or a buoy, whatever. I remember that saying about treating people, not as they are but as if they were what they should be or what you want them to be, so you can help them become what they are capable of becoming.
I told that kid that he showed disrespect to me (like he did everybody else), but I told him that he could apologize to me and when he would be ready to do that, I would be ready to love him like my own son, welcome him into my house, make him sandwiches and get him ice-creamsâ¦
He took him a week but he did it. He came up to me in the parking lot and said âI apologizeâ. I said âapology accepted. Do you want ice-cream?â
Then I had to love that kid more than my own kids because he needed so much since he was so depraved of it. Itâs like when you have guests in your house, you treat them better than your own family members. I went out of my way to cook his favorite meals and prepare his favorite snacks (good food is always a great incentive).
Then, around the community swimming pool, people would ask me âhow come that kid, whoâs not even yours, does nothing heâs told except when you tell him to do itâ and I was like âI donât know, I just have a way with kidsââ.
(I really appreciate that youâre sure I have a nice behind. Beauty really is in the eyes of the beholder, ha-ha-ha)
How can i easily search for these movies PLEASE HELP??!?
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I'm trying to find the rotten tomatoes rating and movie year for a list of movies i have. Is there any way i can easily find out without searching each movie one by one? Please help no rude comments thanks
here is the list:
A Simple Plan
An Incovenient Truth
Atonement
August Rush
Awake
Beautiful
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
God Grew Tired of Us
Gone Baby Gone
Hachiko
I Could Never be Your Woman
The Valley of Elah
Into the Wild
Juno
Kinsey
My Kid Could Paint That
No Reservation
Outsourced
Penelope
Resurrecting the Champ
The Godfather
The Truman Show
28 Weeks Later
Angels and Demons
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Black Death
Carriers
Contagion
Deliver us from Evil
Donnie Darko
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Final Destination 5
Fright Night
Frozen
Ghost of Girlfriends Past
Goyas Ghost
Halloween
Horsemen
Hostel
Insidious
Lake Mungo
Lakeview Terrace
Mulberry Street
My Sister's Keeper
Orphan
Paranormal Activity
Psycho
Saw IV
Saw VI
Scream IV
Splice
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
The Caller
The Collector
The Crazies
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Lovely Bones
The Mist
The Number 23
The Orphanage
The Ring
The Silent House
The Village
Twin Peaks
Vanishing on 7th Street
Whiteout
Wrong Turn 2
ZombieLand
An American Haunting
Conjure of Sacrifice
Davinci Code
Final Destination
Lady in the Water
Paranormal Activity 2
Saw VII
Scream 3
Splice
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Lake House
The Last Exorcism
The Others
The Wicker Man
Winter's Bone
Red Planet
Red, White, and Blue
Reign Over Me
Source Code
Rendition
Repulsion
Sanctum
Sideways
Skyline
Snow Angels
Stardust
Starting Out in the Evening
Sunshine
The Assassination of Jesse James
The Brave One
The Burning Plan
The Curse of the Black Pearl
The Dark Knight
The Hoax
The Hurt Locker
The Lookout
The Rite
Trials of Darryl Hunt
The War Tapes
The Wind that Shakes the Barley
The Woodsman
There will be Blood
Trade
Tsotsi
Unearthed
Wanted
Wristcutters- A Love Story
Bend it like Beckham
Catfish
d-Boys are Back
127 Hours
Let Me In
Monster House
Really Bend it Like Beckham
Red
Sentinel
Stone
Thank you for Smoking
The Butterfly Effect
The Other Guys
The Tourist
The Next Three Days
This Island Earth
Wild Target
A Night at the Museum
Alien 2
Alien 4
All the Pretty Horses
Altered
Black Christmas
Brazil in the Street
Bringing down the House
Charlottes Web
Conejo en la Luna
Descent
Employee of the Month
Epic Movie
Freedom Writer
Goal
Gracie
Hannibal Rising
House of Sand and Fog
Keys to the House
La Mujer de mi Hermano
Little Man
Nacho Libre
Night Listener
Notes on a Scandal
One Night with the King
Open Season
Pans Labyrinth
Predators
Relative Strangers
SpongeBob "Tide and Seek"
Texas Chainsaw-The Beginning
The Good Shepard
The Pursuit of Happiness
The Illusionist
You, Me, and Dupree
Shrek the Third
Cloverfield
Shark Tales
Answer
A Simple Plan (1998): 8.1/10, 90%
An Inconvenient Truth (2006): 7.7/10, 93%
Atonement (2007): 7.4/10, 83%
August Rush (2007): 4.8/10, 37%
Awake: (2007): 4.2/10, 24%
Beautiful (2000): 3.2/10, 16%
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004): 8.4/10, 93%
God Grew Tired of Us (2006): 7.3/10, 91%
Gone Baby Gone (2007): 7.7/10, 94%
Hachiko (1987): No reviews yet
I Could Never be Your Woman (2007): 5.7/10, 64%
The Valley of Elah (2007): 7/10, 73%
Into the Wild (2007): 7.5/10, 82%
Juno (2007): 8.1/10, 94%
Kinsey (2004): 7.6/10, 90%
My Kid Could Paint That (2007): 7.8/10 , 94%
No Reservations (2007): 5.2/10, 41%
Outsourced (2007): 6.6/10, 74%
Penelope (2006): 5.6/10, 53%
Resurrecting the Champ (2007): 6/10, 58%
The Godfather (1972): 9.1/10, 100%
The Truman Show (1998): 8.3/10, 95%
28 Weeks Later (2007): 6.6/10, 70%
Angels and Demons (2009): 5.1/10, 37%
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007): 7.7/10, 88%
Black Death (2010): 6.2/10, 68%
Carriers (2009): 5.7/10, 61%
Contagion (2011): 7.1/10, 85%
Deliver us from Evil (2006): 8.3/10, 99%
Donnie Darko (2001): 7.5/10, 85%
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010): 5.9/10, 58%
Final Destination 5 (2011): 5.8/10, 61%
Fright Night (2011): 6.3/10, 72%
Frozen (2010): 5.8/10, 60%
Ghost of Girlfriends Past (2009): 4.2/10, 26%
Goya's Ghost (2006): 4.8/10, 30%
Halloween (2007): 4/10, 25%
The Horsemen (2009): 4.6/10, 40%
Hostel (2006): 5.8/10, 60%
Insidious (2011): 6/10, 66%
Lake Mungo (2009): 7.2/10, 93%
Lakeview Terrace (2008): 5.5/10, 45%
Mulberry Street (2006): 6.9/10, 70%
My Sister's Keeper (2009): 5.6/10, 48%
Orphan: (2009): 5.5/10, 55%
Paranormal Activity (2007): 7/10, 83%
Psycho (1960): 9/10, 97%
Saw IV (2007): 3.6/10, 16%
Saw VI (2009): 4.3/10, 38%
Scream 4 (2011): 5.8/10, 58%
Splice (2010): 6.6/10, 74%
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2006): 5/10, 43%
The Caller (2011): 4/10, 29%
The Collector (2009): 4.2/10, 31%
The Crazies (2010): 6.4/10, 71%
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): 7.6/10, 86%
The Lovely Bones (2009): 5/10, 32%
The Mist (2007): 6.6/10, 73%
The Number 23 (2007): 3.5/10, 8%
The Orphanage (2007): 7.4/10, 86%
The Ring (2002): 6.6/10, 71%
The Silent House (2010): 5.8/10, 71%
The Village (2004): 5.5/10, 43%
Twin Peaks (1992): 6.2/10, 59%
Vanishing on 7th Street (2010): 5.3/10, 51%
Whiteout (2009): 3.5/10, 7%
Wrong Turn 2 (2007): 6.5/10, 78%
Zombieland (2009): 7.4/10, 90%
An American Haunting (2006): 3.5/10, 12%
Conjure of Sacrifice (2005): 5.3/10, 37%
The Da vinci Code (2006): 4.8/10, 25%
Final Destination (2000): 4.7/10, 33%
Lady in the Water (2006): 4.2/10, 24%
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010): 6.1/10, 59%
Saw 3D (2010): 3/10, 10%
Scream 3 (2000): 5.2/10, 36%
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005): 5.5/10, 44%
The Lake House (2006): 5/10, 36%
The Last Exorcism (2010): 6.2/10, 73%
The Others (2001): 7.2/10, 84%
The Wicker Man (2006): 3.6/10, 15%
Winter's Bone (2010): 8.3/10, 94%
Red Planet (2000): 3.8/10, 14%
Red, White, and Blue (2010): 7/10, 78%
Reign Over Me (2007): 6.3/10, 63%
Source Code (2011): 7.5/10, 92%
Rendition (2007): 5.4/10, 47%
Repulsion (1965): 8.8/10, 100%
Sanctum (2011): 4.5/10, 30%
Sideways (2004): 8.5/10, 96%
Skyline (2001): 3.6/10, 15%
Snow Angels (2006): 6.8/10, 67%
Stardust (2007): 6.7/10, 76%
Starting Out in the Evening (2007): 7.3/10, 86%
Sunshine (2007): 6.8/10, 74%
The Assassination of Jesse James (2007): 7.1/10, 76%
The Brave One (2007): 5.5/10, 43%
The Burning Plain (2008): 4.8/10, 34%
The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003): 7.1/10, 79%
The Dark Knight (2008): 8.5/10, 94%
The Hoax (2007): 7.2/10, 85%
The Hurt Locker (2008): 8.4/10, 97%
The Lookout (2007): 7.3/10, 87%
The Rite (2011): 4.2/10, 20%
Trials of Darryl Hunt (2007): 7.8/10, 100%
The War Tapes (2006): 7.9/10, 98%
The Wind that Shakes the Barley (2006): 7.7/10, 88%
The Woodsman (2004): 7.3/10, 88%
There will be Blood (2007): 8.4/10, 91%
Trade (2007): 4.8/10, 29%
Tsotsi (2005): 7.4/10, 82%
Unearthed (2007): No score yet
Wanted (2008): 6.6/10, 71%
Wristcutters- A Love Story (2006): 6.2/10, 66%
Bend it like Beckham (2002): 7.2/10, 85%
Catfish (2010): 7.2/10, 81%
The Boys are Back (2009): 6.3/10, 71%
127 Hours (2010): 8.3/10, 93%
Let Me In (2010): 7.6/10, 89%
Monster House (2006): 6.8/10, 74%
Really Bend it Like Beckham (2005): No reviews yet
Red (2010): 6.4/10, 72%
Sentinel (2006): 5/10, 33%
Stone (2010): 5.8/10, 51%
Thank You for Smoking: 7.3/10, 86%
The Butterfly Effect (2004): 4.8/10, 33%
The Other Guys (2010): 6.7/10, 78%
The Tourist (2010): 4.3/10, 20%
The Next Three Days (2010): 5.9/10 52%
This Island Earth (1955): 5.3/10, 71%
Wild Target (2010): 4.9/10, 32%
A Night at the Museum (2006): 5.3/10, 44%
Alien 2 (1986): 8.8/10, 98%
Alien 4 (1997): 5.8/10, 52%
Sorry can't do the rest because I can't fit it in. But I did most of it so that should help. (:
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