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I was just wondering :) Will pick best answer.
Answer
Patrick: I wish we had something to eat...
Spongebob: *holds up chocolate bars* Look what I've got!
Patrick: RECTANGLES!!!
Patrick: *with chocolate on his face after eating a chocolate bar* So THAT'S how it is, huh? Once a thief, ALWAYS a theif!
Spongebob: You ate yours! This is mine! *points to chocolate bar*
Patrick: YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD. NOW I'M GONNA STARVE.
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Okay! *face gets all cutesy* MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR? MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR? MAY I TAKE-
Squidward: All right! I've heard enough! You get the job!
Patrick: *knocks on some random person's door* I LOVE YOU!
Random Person: *slams door in face*
Patrick: Okay, but I must warn you! I am a world championship... umm... kickboxer!
Spongebob: I don't care if you're the descendent of Davy Jones! You're going down, tubby!
Patrick: Tubby? NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY! *punches Spongebob in face*
Sandy: That's crazy talk!
Patrick: That's not crazy talk. THIS is crazy talk! BLUHBUHTUBBEH! BLUHBUGTUBBEH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
Patrick: I'm going to tell you a story!
Spongebob: *smiles*
Patrick: It's called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Patrick: *whistles like a bird*
Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I never knew you spoke bird!
Patrick: No, it's called Italian.
Villan: Excuse me, sir, I believe you've dropped your wallet.
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me.
Vilain: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Patrick: Nope. It's not mine.
Villan: It is yours. I am trying to be good person and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to me?
Patrick: *raises hand* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *raises hand*
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Patrick: *puts hand down*
Spongebob: At least it's warm around the fire!
Patrick: Wait. If we're underwater, how can there be a-
*fire goes out*
Spongebob: What's worse than a GIANT PAINT BUBBLE?!
Patrick: Oh, I know! TWO giant paint bubbles!
Spongebob: *in a baby pool* Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: *also in a baby pool* I'm feeling a warm spot.
Patrick: *also in a baby pool* Sorry.
Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks?
*rocks spill out of bags*
Squidward: Hey, these ARE rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: Well, I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
Patrick: I wish we had something to eat...
Spongebob: *holds up chocolate bars* Look what I've got!
Patrick: RECTANGLES!!!
Patrick: *with chocolate on his face after eating a chocolate bar* So THAT'S how it is, huh? Once a thief, ALWAYS a theif!
Spongebob: You ate yours! This is mine! *points to chocolate bar*
Patrick: YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD. NOW I'M GONNA STARVE.
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Okay! *face gets all cutesy* MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR? MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR? MAY I TAKE-
Squidward: All right! I've heard enough! You get the job!
Patrick: *knocks on some random person's door* I LOVE YOU!
Random Person: *slams door in face*
Patrick: Okay, but I must warn you! I am a world championship... umm... kickboxer!
Spongebob: I don't care if you're the descendent of Davy Jones! You're going down, tubby!
Patrick: Tubby? NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY! *punches Spongebob in face*
Sandy: That's crazy talk!
Patrick: That's not crazy talk. THIS is crazy talk! BLUHBUHTUBBEH! BLUHBUGTUBBEH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
Patrick: I'm going to tell you a story!
Spongebob: *smiles*
Patrick: It's called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Patrick: *whistles like a bird*
Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I never knew you spoke bird!
Patrick: No, it's called Italian.
Villan: Excuse me, sir, I believe you've dropped your wallet.
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me.
Vilain: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Patrick: Nope. It's not mine.
Villan: It is yours. I am trying to be good person and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to me?
Patrick: *raises hand* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *raises hand*
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Patrick: *puts hand down*
Spongebob: At least it's warm around the fire!
Patrick: Wait. If we're underwater, how can there be a-
*fire goes out*
Spongebob: What's worse than a GIANT PAINT BUBBLE?!
Patrick: Oh, I know! TWO giant paint bubbles!
Spongebob: *in a baby pool* Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: *also in a baby pool* I'm feeling a warm spot.
Patrick: *also in a baby pool* Sorry.
Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks?
*rocks spill out of bags*
Squidward: Hey, these ARE rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: Well, I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
What is the funniest quote from Spongebob?
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"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End"
Answer
Patrick: "Liar Liar! Plants for hire!"
Spongebob: "That's PANTS on fire, Patrick."
Patrick: "Well, you would know........liar."
Patrick: "Liar Liar! Plants for hire!"
Spongebob: "That's PANTS on fire, Patrick."
Patrick: "Well, you would know........liar."
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