Funny SpongeBob quotes?!?

Screaming

Anyone know any funny SpongeBob quotes? Not just SpongeBob's like any quotes from the show SpongeBob.

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Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your time.

Spongebob: Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

Mr. Krabs: The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.

Spongebob-âIâll have you know I stubbed my toe last week when watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.â

Spongebob -âF is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!â
There's so many qoutes from spongebob!

What are your favourite Spongebob/Patrick, quotes/episodes?

Desmond th

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are in a well and..

Squidward: (to Patrick) Do you have to stand so close me? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does "claustrophobic" mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho (giggles)
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick. You're scaring him.
Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho.
Squidward: It's not working Patrick.
Patrick: Oh Darn.

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How often do you find yourself quoting Spongebob Squarepants?

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M

All the time .

BQ: What's your favorite Spongebob quote/episode

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Never! Never I tell ya!

What is the most inspirational Spongebob quote?

sabrina

It's for a school assignment, i need the most inspiational quote he says about life. Please and thank you!

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"Today ... I start living!"
"Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."

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What is your favorite spongebob quote of all time?

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evie

What is the funniest/ best spongebob quote? It can be from any of the characters.

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" Hi, how are you? Nice weather we're having. I've smoothed out the rough edges to become more normal."

That's my favorite episode

How often do you find yourself quoting Spongebob Squarepants?

M

All the time .

BQ: What's your favorite Spongebob quote/episode

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Never! Never I tell ya!

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In what episode of Spongebob Square Pants does Patrick Star said this quotation?

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Trixie

In what episode of Spongebob Square Pants does Patrick Star said this quotation? "Everything will be ok in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not yet the end"
I really want to watch this.

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He never said that... That is a famous quote from a Brazilian writer by the name of Paolo Coelho

What is your favorite spongebob quote?

Karina:D

Any quote, from any character. =D
Mine is:

Patrick- "That's one of those sentence enhancers."

Spongebob - "Hello Patrick. Lovely %@#$ day we're having isn't it?"

"Hey Patrick. How the %^# are ya"
"Pretty &^%$ good, Spongebob"

Hahaha. I love spongebob.

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haha, i remember that episode! that's the one that mr. krabs told them that they shouldn't say those words and then when mr. krabs leg got stuck in a hole outside of the krusty krab he said all 14 (i think) bad words...haha. my niece loves spongebob and every time she comes over, we watch it so i've probably seen every episode at least 2 times. i've even seen almost all of the old episode from when i was like 16 (i'm 21 now) because one of my good friends was a spongebob addict. shoot, i can't think of a quote now because i got distracted when i wrote all that. darn.

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