Q. He acts 7 but he can drive (kinda) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Answer
OKay in the episode titled Sleepy Time Spongebob dreams of driving and for a quick second they flash his license on screen. Here are the contents:
SpongeBob's driver's license
A1356021
Expires: 12-14-03
Address: 124 Conch St. Bikini Bottom
Class: S
Sex: M
Hair: Yellow(Spongebob doesn't even have hair)
Eyes: Blue
HT: 0-04
WT: 1oz
DOB: 07-14-86 <===
As you can see he was born on July 14, 1986, so that means he is 24 years old. Or last he will be next month on the 14th :)
Calling all Spongebob fans! xD?
Tiff
Yes, yet another question about Spongebob. haha. I thought I would share a few of my favorite quotes off the show, then ask you to share your favorites with me. :] Do you remember any of these? (P.S. Sorry it's such a lengthy question, I just had to put these on here...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.) xD
In "Band Geek" episode:
[Squidward is trying to start a marching band]
Squidward: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again]
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
[Patrick lowers his hand]
Patrick: Those are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm going to be sick.
In "Chocolate With Nuts" episode:
Older lady fish: Ahh, chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always hated it!
In "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" episode:
Mermaid Man: Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?
[pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it]
Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.
In "Hall Monitor" episode:
[sees SpongeBob in the distance; mistakes him for the Maniac]
Patrick: [On walkie-talkie] SpongeBob! I see him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where is he?
Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?
Patrick: He's just standing there... menacingly! Get out of there, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yaaah!
Patrick: That's his maniac shriek! He's going to attack!
[SpongeBob runs around in circles, crying]
Patrick: He's acting all crazy! Run, SpongeBob, run! Quick, hide behind that building! No, wait! He just ran by that building! Hide behind that street sign! No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign! Get underneath that street light! No! He's there too! Run for your life!
[SpongeBob dives inside a mailbox; inside, he hears Patrick on the walkie-talkie, interrupted by static]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Say that again, deputy?
Patrick: The maniac's in the mailbox!
[SpongeBob screams and runs off]
In "Dying for Pie" episode:
Mr. Krabs: So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?
Mr. Krabs: I've seen this before. When that pie steps up to bat - I mean, hits his lower intestine - Boom!
Squidward: You've seen this before?
Mr. Krabs: Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
In "Imitation Krabs" episode:
Fish: Mmm... these patties sure are delicious! I wonder what's in that secret formula?
[an alarm sounds]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Code twelve! Code twelve!
[he grabs onto the fish's head]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your disguises can't fool me this time... Plankton!
[he rips the head off. everyone gasps. there's a smaller head underneath]
Fish: Everyone at the Head Enhancement Clinic said nobody would notice!
[runs off crying]
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! What's the meaning of this?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton was trying to get the formula.
Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to rip people's head off, boy!
[in a robotic Mr. Krabs]
Computer: Coin-operated self-destruct sequence activated. Five seconds till detonation.
Plankton: Coin-operated Self-destruct, not one of my better ideas.
In "That's No Lady" episode:
Squidward: [everyone in the Krusty Krab has found out that "Patricia" is actually Patrick in cognito] Uhh. I think I need to take a shower.
[exits]
Mr. Krabs: So, uhh, let me get this straight...you're *not* a woman?
Patrick: No.
Mr. Krabs: Well then, you're fired. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office for, I don't know, the next twenty years or so.
In "Pizza Delivery" episode:
Spongebob: "It's not just a boulder--it's a rock! *gets emotional* A rooock!"
Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?
SpongeBob: I can't. It's for the customer.
Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
SpongeBob: I do!
Squidward: Well, I don't!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Squidward.
Answer 1st ep:
SpongeBob: MR. KRABS, PLEASE. I'LL PROVE I'M FRY COOK . ASK Squidward, HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.
(Mr. Krabs and Squidward quickly walk away from SpongeBob)
Squidward:( deep breath )NO.
Nature Pants:
Squidward: [about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants.
Sandy: I'll give him a week.
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.
Patrick: [on the verge of tears] Patrick SAD!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost:
Squidward: Spongebob I have a confession to make. [takes off towel from his head]
SpongeBob: [gasps] You're...bald?!
Squidward: No, I'm not bald! I'm ALIVE!
SpongeBob: A grape, fresh from the vine, Your Ghostliness. [drops it into his mouth; rushes away and returns] A banana, peeled to your liking, Your Incorporealness. [drops it into his mouth]
Patrick: One watermelon [drops large watermelon into Squidward's mouth] fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness!
Aargh:
Mr. Krabs: Where is the treasure? 10,000 paces east!
Patrick: Oh, east? I thought you said "weast."
Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
Texas:
Sandy: [points at SpongeBob and Patrick] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
Patrick: So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
Sandy: No! You can't say nothin' about Texas.
SpongeBob: Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.
[Patrick is lassoed by Sandy and pulled backwards]
Patrick: Noo! SpongeBoooob!
[SpongeBob keeps running and a nuclear explosion occurs behind him]
SpongeBob: [in the shape of Texas] Hey Patrick! What am I now?
Patrick: Uhhh...stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[They laugh]
Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Te
